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  • Drinkers outlive abstainers [Article]
  • Three in ten (29%) U.S. adults drink alcohol, including beer or wine, at least once a week. 6% drink daily.
  • One in five Americans (20%) drink at least once a month while 12% say they drink several times a
    year, 6% drink at least once a year and 8% drink alcohol less often than once a year.
  • One-third (33%) of Echo Boomers (age 18-32) say they drink at least once a week compared to 26% of Gen Xers (age 33-44).
  • Over one-third (37%) of those living in the Eastern US drink alcohol at least once a week compared to 26% of Midwesterners, 28% of Southerners and 29% of Westerners.
  • One-third of Dems and three in ten Independents drink at least once a week but only one-quarter of Republicans say the same.
  • 67% drink beer while 49%) drink domestic wine. 41% drink vodka, one-third drink rum and 29% drink foreign wine. Four in five men drink beer compared to just half of women.

    Source: 2010 Harris Interactive Poll

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    Drinking / Hangover Quotes

    “When the guy at the door said, ‘Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms,’ I just assumed it was more supplies.”

    “Booze is happiness, and people cannot be expected to pursue happiness in moderation.”
    Christopher Hitchens

    “After a night of too much alcohol and spirits, thou must kneel, embrace thy throne, and sacrifice to the Porcelain God.”
    John 1:47am

    “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
    Winston Churchill

    Those dry Martinis did the work for me;
    Last night at twelve I felt immense,
    Today I feel like thirty cents.
    My eyes are bleared, my coppers hot,
    I’ll try to eat, but I cannot.
    It is no time for mirth and laughter,
    The cold, gray dawn of the morning after.”
    George Ade, The Sultan of Sulu

    “The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.”
    Hermann Smith-Johannson, 103-year-old cross-country skier

    “Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.”
    Seneca, Native American

    “The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.”
    William James, The Varieties of Religious Experience

    “The secret of drunkeness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

    “If you were to ask me if I’d ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I’d have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned, I plan ahead.”
    Luis Bunuel, film director

    “I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.”
    Joe E. Lewis, entertainer

    “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
    Ernest Hemingway

    “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
    Tom Waits, musician

    “A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.”
    Lee Entrekin, flutist

    “The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”
    George Bernard Shaw

    “I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.”
    John Huston, film director

    “Always go to the solitary drinker for the truth!”
    Anita Loos, screenwriter, author

    “In Western Australia they don’t even know how to make that vital piece of sailing-boat equipment, the gin and tonic.”
    P.J. O’Rourke, Holidays in Hell

    Anonymous – Overheard at the Bar:

    “Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t pronounce it.”

    “If the hangover came before being drunk, drinking would be a virtue.”

    “I don’t just want the hair of the dog. I want his liver too. Because I think the bastard ate mine.”

    “If drinking is so bad, why does it feel so good?”

    “Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.”

    “I have to get outta my head on liquor at least once a week. If I didn’t, I’d still go out of my head. But I might not come back.”

    “Drinking when we’re not thirsty is one of the few things that separates us from the beasts.”

    “You better pour me a shot. I don’t want to drink too much beer on an empty stomach.”

    “We’ve had enough to drink. Now let’s have too much.”

    “No wonder you were sick—look at all the puke you swallowed!”

    “I’m drinking to get a hangover so I’ll have something to do during my day off tomorrow.”

    “Will drink for food.”

    “Alcohol is the devil. Woo-hoo! I’m partying with the devil!”

    “I love alcohol. It’s in my blood.”

    “People tell me, ‘Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.’ Well, no shit. I’d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.”

    “Drinking blows my brains out. It blows out all the crap in my head and allows new and better ideas to seep in.”

    “I drink because I prefer the company of drunks, and they don’t like sober people hanging around making faces.”

    “Either you’re too drunk or I’m too sober.”

    “I thought I was dancing ‘til somebody stepped on my hand.”

    “Now that I can see two of you, you’re twice as hot.”

    “There’s a point where every man has to draw the line and say enough is enough. The problem I run into is that I’m a real patient person.”

    “The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The drunk says, ‘Are you gonna drink that?”

    “(Puking) You’re paying off like the world’s worst slot machine.”

    “The drinking will continue until you show a dramatic improvement in attitude.”

    “The jukebox is the drunkard’s fireplace.”

    “Why would you wanna go home? That’s where your husband’s at.”

    “You know what the difference between a lounge and bar is? About a dollar a drink.”

    “That beer you’re drinking looks suspiciously simular to the one that was stolen from me two days ago.”

    “Oh, I’m not a drunk. I’m a drank. As in, I just drank all my beer. But I’m willing to be a drunk if you buy me a drink.”

    “I used to think of Heaven as a bar that was open all the time and everything was free, but now I think of it as a bar that won’t throw me out.”

    “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he’ll sit in the boat and drink all day.”

    “Waking up hungover and snuggled up in bed with the boss’s 19-year-old daughter and having to walk out of the house past his surprised ass at the breakfast table does not do wonders for your career.”

    “There is no devil. That’s just me when I’m drunk.”

    “The secret of being a good drunk is not to try to hard. To me, it just comes naturally. You might even say it’s effortless.”

    “Bin Laden doesn’t want me to drink. Don’t let him win. Please give for freedom.”

    “I tried that work thing and I just couldn’t get behind it. I mean, you go to work, you get off, you eat some awful meal, you watch some TV, you go to bed, you wake up and then the whole thing starts over again. I mean, there’s just no end to it.”

    “My daddy drank, grand-daddy drank, my great grand-daddy drank, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to drop the ball now.”

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